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சனி, 8 ஜனவரி, 2011

வலையில் 'பிடித்தவை'

Tony Blair and The Prostitute
(An excerpt from Tony Blair's Biography)

'I had regularly started jogging out of Downing Street . On each run I happened to jog past a hooker (prostitute) standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty Pounds!" she would shout from the kerb.

"No way, 50pence!" I fired back.

This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days.

I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty Pounds!"

And I'd yell back "50pence!"

One day, however, my wife Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany me on my jog.

As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I realised the "pro" would bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what I had really been doing on all my past outings.

I realised I'd need to have a damn good explanation for my illustrious lawyer wife.

As we jogged into the turn that would take us past the corner, I became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker.

I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair of us jog past.

Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,

"See what you get for 50pence?!!"

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Mom Is The Word....

This piece was sent to me by Punithan, a good friend of mine. Be free to share this with the whole world.
-Sivathasan

Frequently one wanders why we all praise our mothers. Here is a scene in an average home which will open ones eyes.A Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's gettinglate. I think I'll go to bed."She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper thefollowing evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot forbrewing the next morning.She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into thewasher, ironed a shirt and secured a loose buttonShe picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on thecharger and put the telephone book into the drawer.She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the deskand wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelopeand wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution&age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed.""I'm on my way," she said.She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then madesure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps andTV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized theaccomplishment of her goals.About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one inparticular. "I'm going to bed."And he did...without! another thought.Do you find anything extraordinary here? Wonder why mothers live longer...?BECAUSE WE ARE ALL DEPENDED ON THEM.....(and they can't die sooner, we still need them to do things!!!!)If your mom is still living give her a hug and tell her what a wonderful person she is on the thirteenth of this month. If she is no more please see her, personified in your wife, and say what a wonderful person she is. It will make her a happier person and you a better person. Regards. Punithan.